Friday, July 11, 2008

Time Out!


Howzeez! I haven't blogged for months! This is due in part to not having a computer at home for 3 months! I'm still waiting for my new computer to arrive and I'm sneaking this post in at work.
Another reason for the lack of blogging is motivation. I love scribbling my cartoon strip! I call it "Schnozzing" and it's a great personal pratice of mine. Unfortunatly I have lost faith in Cartooning. My interests have shifted and I want to spend more time and energy developing these other interests that will actually cause me to have a career!

I'm still going to be Schnozzing it up though. I would never give it up. But I usually only do a bit of Schnozzing when I'm on holiday or have some time off work. So I'll only be posting stuff up on this blog once every blue moon. One of my goals though is to put together a Lonely Schnozz eBook for download and maybe get a mini collection published by a underground publisher somewhere. You can follow me on Twitter to see what's up and I'll post up any new work to this domain.

Thanks to all the okeez for encouragement and kiff vibes towards Lonely Schnozz. It means alot! (sniffle)

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Brrrrrrrr...



Howzeez! Winter is sneaking it's chilly head round the corner and I have a feeling that this years Flu is gonna whack me any day now! My body is definitely not gonna be able to stop it, cos I've been through the wars in the last few weeks and I had a hell of a week at work, getting home at 5am and having to go back to work at 7:30am for 3 days straight. So I'm expecting a Corenza C and snoozing fest coming.

Anyhoo... this week I'm cheating and posting some old one panel cartoons that some of you might not have seen before. I've been trying my hand at the art of caricature again after 5 years, which I used to be quite good at but gave it up after one of my sketches made a drunk lady cry. So if anyone has photo's of themselves they would like to be subjected to my practice sessions please e-mail them to THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Poo Humour!


Howzeez! Sometimes when a cartoonist feels that no one actually cares about his thought provoking, spiritual and precious work, he has to resort to "Poo Humour" to please the masses.

This week is going to be hell at work! When, oh, when will I get my cartooning break (violin music here)

Kiff, cheers, bye, wowee, click picture, grows bigger!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Chedder kicks Gouda's ass!


Following my doctor's suggestion, I've started doing Tai Chi. This calms my brain and provides much needed relaxation into my life. Thanks doc!

If you are a bit skeptical about the benefits of Tai Chi I must persuade you otherwise, friend. I mean, just the name of the moves (Parting White Horses Mane) should stroke your stoke gland!

I've been thinking of what kind of music Schnozz would listen to and have come to the undeniable solution of Cat Stevens, now Yusuf Islam.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Self Help.


Most of the Self Help books I've read actually made more sense if you read them upside down. It's kinda like the phenomenon of playing music backwards, some okes think this is devil worship, but if you play, say, Nickelback backwards it actually sounds better!

I've done some spring cleaning to my Blog, I've taken away some of the previous rants... cos I felt like doing it.

Years ago I fell in love with a schweet cartoon called The Western Nostril, then I forgot about it and now I've found it again! Yay!

Did you know, if you click on the cartoon above it grows bigger? It's true, try it!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Scared of life?




Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Lenchin?



Lenchin was the name of my girlfriend's first dog. Who the hell names their dog Lenchin???